Squish Banana Squash Banana

Once upon a time
there was a girl with a cold
who had a very
very
very
red, flakey nose.
The girl's
uncle's
girlfriend
told the girl
"Put chapstick on it and it'll clear right up."
So the girl went home
and,
before bed,
put some mint blistex on her finger
and rubbed it on her nose.

Her nose burst into flames
and exploded.

The end.