I am Totally Gonna Go Far

Maybe it's not so bad.

KATE MONSTER:I wish I could go back to college.

Life was so simple back then.

NICKY:What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again!

PRINCETON:I wish I could go back to college.

In college you know who you are.

You sit in the quad, and think,

"Oh my God!I am totally gonna go far!"

ALL:How do I go back to college?

I don't know who I am anymore!

PRINCETON:I wanna go back to my room and find a message in dry-erase pen on the door!Ohhh...I wish I could just drop a class...

NICKY:Or get into a play...

KATE MONSTER:Or change my major...

PRINCETON:Or date my T.A.

ALL:I need an academic advisor to point the way!

We could be...Sitting in the computer lab,

4 A.M. before the final paper is due,

Cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner,

And seeing the rest of the class there, too!

PRINCETON:I wish I could go back to college!

ALL:How do I go back to college?!AHHHH...

PRINCETON:I wish I had taken more pictures . . .