Late-night Wal-Mart Escapades

Josh says: Staples only ever has two cashes open at one time.

Meagan [In the accent of an Irish Chinaman] says: That's the problem with our society: To many cash registers, and not enough cashiers. And the little children, they have to wait in line. And they don't get their bread and butter. And they become jaded and obese. And they go home and have heart attacks.

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Josh says: Those darn motorcycles!

Meagan [In the accent of an Irish Chinaman] says: That's the problem with out society: Too many motorcycles. And the little children, they don't get their bread and butter. Because their parents have spent all their money on the motorcycles. And they become jaded and obese. And they go home and have heart attacks.

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Josh says: We need more doctors.

Meagan [In the accent of an Irish Chinaman] says: That's the problem with our society: Not enough doctors. And the little children, they don't get their bread and butter. And they become jaded and obese. And the go home and have heart attacks. And the doctors are busy eating their bread and butter.

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Josh says: Aren't you a Senior Soldier?

Meagan [In the accent of an Irish Chinaman] says: That's the problem with our society: Not enough Senior Soldiers. To give out bread and butter. To the little children, who have no bread and butter. And the children become jaded and obese. And they go home and have heart attacks.

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Josh says: What about motorhomes?

Meagan says: They're good.