You'll Notice that Meagan is African-American

So.
I'm driving home from church yesterday.
(For the record, I drove because my brilliant landlords showed up to work on my heater while I was in my pajamas twenty-five minutes before church started and I was in super rush mode.)
And I take the right turn into my driveway really hard
as usual
because, between the house and the neighbouring car,
it's a crazy one.
And as I'm turning
my back door flies open
and hits the house.

A passer-by jumps and runs.

The end.